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Funniest thing I've read today:

Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss. 

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir. 

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course. 

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously. 

Monitor: Oh God, here we go. 

Computer: i>sighs Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there. 

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne…

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon. 

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice. 

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! 

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone. 

Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink! 

Computer: You're not out of in…

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK! 

Computer: span style="font-style: italic;">Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen…

Computer: Just do it, damn it! 

Monitor: Yes sir. 

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me! 

Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend. 

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR! 

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself. 
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Plussers!  I need your help.  On the other social media platforms I am on I asked that fans write in to get the name of one of Pluto's moons Vulcan (Romulus was already the name of a moon.)  It apparently made a difference as they now have added it as an official name.    Isn't that wonderful.

However, we now need votes, as Pluto was put put up today and we are in last place.  Would you please consider voting?

http://www.plutorocks.com/home
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The January FRIENDS & FAMILY issue of r.kv.r.y. is now live!!
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Another "perk" drawing for a contribution to Sam's Friends fundraiser for NEPA AAN, a local cat rescue.  We're about halfway through and haven't gotten halfway to our goal yet, so if you could take a look and share it would be appreciated! http://indiegogo.com/samsfriends  Thanks!! AND SAM THANKS YOU, TOO!
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