The previous statement is a lie.
I don't care anymore.
Yes this is a Genesis joke. If you lived in the 80s, you'll get it.
Today was fucked the fuck up...
At least I got praise from my new boss, though the sincerity is questionable. I hate being treated like a noob... Still, it's praise because I did, once again, the impossible.
Finding new ways to fuck shit up is fun.
However... I FUCKING HATE JUNE BUGS!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF ME! GET OUT OF MY HAIR! I'M NOT FOOD!!!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!!!
So I'm tired. I'm pissed. I just want to relax... and in the news, ISIS slaughters children.
Thanks Obama. When is enough, enough?
Murdering children for eating food during Ramadan or practicing witchcraft? Oh wait... they just did that. Can we go kill them now? Pweeeese?
My partner is going to be in her bunk the moment she sees this.
Look at all that space that could be compacted.
FYI - The Sun was gay before it became all mainstream on Earth
Credit & Copyright: Nigel Sharp (NSF), FTS, NSO, KPNO, AURA, NSF
It is still not known why the Sun's light is missing some colors. Here are all the visible colors of the Sun, produced by passing the Sun's light through a prism-like device. The spectrum was created at the McMath-Pierce Solar Observatory and shows, first off, that although our white-appearing Sun emits light of nearly every color, it does indeed appear brightest in yellow-green light. The dark patches in the above spectrum arise from gas at or above the Sun's surface absorbing sunlight emitted below. Since different types of gas absorb different colors of light, it is possible to determine what gasses compose the Sun. Helium, for example, was first discovered in 1870 on a solar spectrum and only later found here on Earth. Today, the majority of spectral absorption lines have been identified - but not all.
No coincidence, mind you.
Hold on. Hold on...
Today I learned that I had achieved my goals in spades last week.
I was informed that the person who fucked with me last weekend, has been fired. Another that was related, resigned after being grilled why they omitted important information.
Rule 1: Don't fuck with Azure.
I wind up working eighteen hours straight...
ON MY FUCKING SATURDAY.
Fuck knows how much in emergency operations support and capital equipment expenses. All because someone didn't think about all the little details...
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