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Azure Mallone
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I am a cat in a box staring at you. Maybe.
I am a cat in a box staring at you. Maybe.

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This is a public service announcement.
A lot of new followers, so I'm covering the bases.

RULE 1: DON'T FUCK WITH AZURE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C3uRqjA8UE

That is all.
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WARNING:
THIS POST COMES FROM THE GIMP HAMSTER, YO!
You have been warned.

So if 1 in 68 children, ages 3 through 17, have been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder (ASD) as of 2014... since 2015, you have had increasing odds of having sex with an autistic person.

This greatly increases the chance that you may be having sex with someone who has special needs.

Remember that, when you grumble about my special need of chocolates after sex.
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Jeez... I drove past a "flatcoon" on the freeway this morning. I had exactly the same thought and burst out laughing. I couldn't fucking stop thinking about it either. Like, Rocket's just laying there with a shield on. He's snickering, waiting for someone to try to hit him. Then, someone does, and the mine planted just in front of his shield blows up the car.

"HA HA HA! DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON THAT SCHMUCK'S FACE! ROAD KILL! RIGHT?! AM I RIGHT?! ROOOOOOOAAAAD KILL! GET IT?! Ah, fuck you guys, you never get a good gag like that often. Heh... Road kill."

"I am Groot."

"SEE! HE GETS IT! AND HIS HEAD IS MADE OF WOOD!"

Via +Patraiyah Turner

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Oooh... OHHH! OOOOOH Y-
SUUUUUUUK-THOOMPH...
Via +Kerry Amburgy-Dickson

I have to say, that was probably a very bad day for anyone nearby.

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Botnets aren't just hitting comments on the FCC.
They're also messing with polls and commenting on other sites.
Via +Kerry Amburgy-Dickson

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“In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.”
― Mark Twain

#MemorialDay #RememberTheFallen #Patriotism #HonorOurVeterans

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A little something for my Scientific Community.
Prepare your anus, you're about to lose your shit.

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DYING LAUGHING!
I forgot all about this one...

#MasochismTango

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Hail Hydra.
Via +Serafina Kopp​

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How would you describe me?
THAT is a whole lot of crazy in a whole lot of pretty.
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