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This is a public service announcement.
A lot of new followers, so I'm covering the bases.

RULE 1: DON'T FUCK WITH AZURE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C3uRqjA8UE

That is all.
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Actually liked the song, though...
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IT'S UP AND IT'S LIVE!
Let's test this thing out a little bit, shall we?
Please bear in mind that this is a test. As with any test, it may not turn out the way we all would like. There could be fire, explosions, screaming and quite possibly there will be face melting. In the event of any such things, loss of bodily functions will likely occur. Please make yourselves familiar with the various tools to your disposal -- Such as a .45 caliber handgun to the head.

Still, I hope it goes well. Tune in to the cray cray land of Fallout 4 with me in the driver's seat. There will be boredom as I unload useless objects in hopes to make needful things. There will be shock and awe as I make things interesting around the Commonwealth. Above all else...

Hydrate me please...

Let's give this a whirl!
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Gonna try to go live with different settings in just a few. Tune in and it'll turn on. 
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What do you get when you put a couple of messed up chicks together in power armor?
Find out by watching my stream!

I'm debating about setting up a Twitch account. Presently, I'm streaming via Steam. If you're interested in viewing (whenever I'm on and playing), feel free to jack in and revel in the lulz of a headsplody good time in the Commonwealth!

Besides, what's more fun than these cray cray gals in skimpy Boston Police Department uniforms and cop sunglasses? We're bringin' back law to the lawless lands, one exploding head or mini nuke at a time!

If you're on Steam, let me know and I'll consider hooping you into my Steam ID.
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Mountain Dew Is Slang for ... Moonshine!

Today, Mountain Dew's name might seem like it is supposed to evoke pristine alpine conditions where the soda fuels feats of extreme athletic prowess, but its original meaning was intended to reference something very different.

The phrase "mountain dew" was actually slang for mountain-brewed moonshine, write Tabitha Waggoner and Jessica Davis for the Tennessean

#mountaindew   #moonshine   #sodapop  

Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mountain-dew-had-ties-moonshine-once-upon-time-180957978/#qzGhuAwtRvE8CSED.99
The original soda named Mountain Dew was supposed to be a whiskey accompaniment
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Haha, reminds me of my prostate exam last week. I was only offered some tissue.
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It's all fun and games until something exceeds the thermal limit and explodes, sending molten metal up your ass.
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Sit on that and rotate!
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A little change of face.
Enjoy.
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Great game, Im currently finishing Zombie Army Trilogy, made by same people 
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A little adrenalin for the morning.
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4:03 "I've lost Artoo!"
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They don't build `em like they used to!
Staff at a British museum are amazed after a mousetrap built in 1861 and on display, snags a modern-day mouse.
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Meet the first non-nude Playboy Centerfold
Sarah McDaniel

Why yes, she does have heterochromia.
Yes, one eye is gold.

I'll be in my bunk...
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I was interviewed by a lady with one green eye & one hazel eye... it was most definitely weird.
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Watch out for Fauxber drivers!
I think I just coined a new term!!! :::happy-squeak-bounce!:::

While I think Kevin Smith shouldn't have said, "Sorry Men Suck" on the cake, anyone can be a perpetrator of a crime -- Men or Women. In fact, it's more likely for a man to not report a female Fauxber driver who abducts him, takes him to a seedy part of town so he can get robbed by her male cohorts. Men and women are embarrassed about such things to begin with.

So take heed and review Harley's comments -- Double check before you get in the car.

#fauxber  
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I'm just never gonna get it...I'm fucked up,forgotten, and aging
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Yeah...
I believe it.

Seriously. I've seen some weird shit in my life -- You don't have 7 completely unrelated Cabbies in Japan talking about Ghosts. Asians don't like talking about ghosts outside of family for fear that they'll come to visit you for talking about them. It's like pilots talking about UFOs -- You just don't, unless you want a psyche eval or to never fly again.

Doesn't mean it ain't happening.

My theory on ghosts conforms to physical laws. I've enhanced my theory with some quantum physics. For instance, some ghosts could be "replays" with neutrinos acting like light passing through a person to capture them on physical surfaces like film, and played back the same way. Others could actually be a manifestation of a person through some weird physics or perhaps alternative planes of existence -- which gets into the meta about it.

Still theory. Nothing concrete. But seriously, it's not something that should be outright dismissed. Especially with Cabbies. They turn their meter on for no-one who isn't going to pay, because it comes out of their pocket.

Think about that a moment.
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The fuck is wrong with these people...
https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AzureMallone/posts/5oUbHoqGAg1

Taken from my earlier post, the comments in the picture are from the linked-to article. It's not the only or worst, but certainly these are real people using fake names. Problem is that this isn't trolling. It's not even because "Fox News" -- so don't even go there.

No, this is real from any side. I can personally vouch for the extreme misogyny that exists on the Internet from men. Not all, so don't get me wrong, but there are many men and scarily some women, who believe that a woman's place is not outside the kitchen and bedroom.

Roberta is actually a man, I traced the account. I'm not about to out the person, but they're not very clever... The person has daughters. Seriously, what is this person teaching them?

"Hey, sweetie, you can be anything you want in the world... except a leader. You can be a leader if your husband wants you to pretend to be one in bed, that he's dominating. Also, learn to sleep with your face down in the pillow. It'll be useful after you hit puberty... maybe even before."

And what about the other jackass below? Women and Blacks are as discriminatory as Whites? What the hell does that mean? White Men aren't discriminatory? Or is it that all Whites, Blacks and Women of any ethnicity discriminatory? Kinda branches things out there to save for Ugandans.

Seriously, people fucking think this way. And yes, it's not isolated to Fox News -- Because it's all over the fucking Internet. Open your eyes and take a look around. Gamergate?

When I spoke of Gamergate, bam, I was also hammered on by the trolls and the "MUY MACHO MANLY MEN" of the Interwebz. The banhammer swung hard and still couldn't knock them all down. It took actually ripping a few testicles off to make them run away. Who the fuck raised these assholes to be like this, in this day of age?

Here's my simple solution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4XSwqNCDnc
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Narcissistic parents have narcissistic children who think their shit don't stink... it's brutal and terrible.
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