Other's just hit you in the head and tell you to stop.
Not that I can claim any such notion as sanity since I was fourteen, pressure (torment) by people wanting ETA as a fixed point in time to fluffy kitties frolicking in a field of lethal dandelions (Daisy cutters made of antimatter lasers), has really put a crimp in my style, yo.
I blame Michael Bay.
Everything he does makes people wet. Lasers that slash through Armor like butter. Powerful explosions from ballpoint pens. I'm only one person doing the job of many. Besides that, I need time to regenerate. Explosions can grow on trees, but fuck if I have to figure out how long it'll take to fix something.
Anyhow, I think I'm going to let myself go to the next level. I think that there's a new level of insane that may lead to something spectacular...
Or a fucking padded cell...
1. Don't stand in the middle of the fucking street.
2. Pay attention to your surroundings.
3. Don't tempt God. [Actual Commandment.]
Some say he broke the land speed record at the chariot races and jumped sixteen camels through a flaming hoop in the process...
We know him as: The Stig.
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