Why, hello there! It seems you have come across my G+ page. In case you don't know me, or are just too lazy to read my name, I'm Audrey. I used to use this thing all the time, but now I don't. So, most of this is 14 year old me being very, very embarrassing. I apologize in advance.
Now, here's a bio I copied and pasted from my Soundcloud profile.
Some random things about me that no one cares about: I'm sixteen. A girl. My name is Audrey. Two of those three things I really hope you already knew. If you knew the first one, that could potentially be creepy.
I like to write stuff that I never show anyone. I doodle a lot. I played the piano for 10 years. I sleep for around 3 hours every night, then crash for 18 hours. I also listen to an absurd amount of music. I don't like many things, so if I say I like your stuff, you'd better appreciate it.
Now get off my page, creep. And I mean that in a nice way, you know, since you did read all the way down here. If you did, you should send me a cryptic message that I will stare at for a few days, wondering if I will ever understand it before eventually giving up and forgetting about you. Something like... Beware the shadows or something creepy like that.