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When I was young
I never needed anyone
and making love was just for fun
...those days are gone...
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"Make ICE CUBES, not war!" - wait, this doesn't sound quite right...
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+Attila Asztalos Sounds good to me - could solve global warming and lead to world peace!
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Everyone seems to be giving their full attention to a certain French journal these days - well, without taking away from the appropriate seriousness of the situation, here's something else to take your mind off that: #FuckYouFirefox . I've just about had it with the piece of trash this browser became in the recent years. Crashing left and right because of Flash is not even something I bother considering anymore - but how on Earth is it possibly ok to degrade WebGL performance in a brand new tab to "slower than a FUCKING SNAIL" when FF is the only piece of software running on a quad-core PC?!? Of course, once you restart, everything is a-ok. Well, IT'S NOT, YOU FUCKERS! If that's your idea of writing software in 2015, Firefox needs to die in a fire, the sooner the better. Go to hell, Mozilla!
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It seems 2015 will unavoidably fail to live up to what we were promised, what it was supposed to be. Go on, peruse the list below, see for yourself. See? Yeah, that's right. Where are my self-tying shoes?!? Oh... you mean that's not what you had in mind? Well fine, I'd settle for flying cars too. Oh well - happy new year everyone! :)
Marty and Doc Brown’s 1989 film sequel made some big promises about technology...
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So, ummm, what does a sane person do with a few spare liters of liquid nitrogen? ...huh? Put it carefully awa... NONONO, I said SANE! Why, take a shower with it, naturally!
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+Attila Asztalos Ha ha!  It's actually quite strange - despite being minus 196 Celsius it actually feels warmer than cold water.
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They say "everything was better in our time" is a sure sign of getting old. They say it's all subjective...

Fine.

Do tell me then, where is the contemporary equivalent of this:

"Everybody hurts
Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts
Don't throw your hand, oh no

Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you are not alone..."
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...and now you know why is it always a white fluffy cat that the evil mastermind keeps stroking.
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When blatantly stupid shit is savagely mocked and mercilessly ridiculed - I can but heartily approve. Well done, lads...!
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Meanwhile, in Thailand, they're busy being Insanely Awesome...
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Tech-savvy youth today truly has it harder than children used to in the days of yore - I'd like to see you explain to your kids how is it possible that one can track Santa's journey live on the internet in not one but two places (NORAD and Google), only the two results are... quite different!
After a five-year stint with Google as its official Santa Tracking tech partner, NORAD started working with Microsoft, which now runs the NORAD website and lends its Bing mapping technology to help track Mr. Claus. Not to be outdone, Google has upped its tracking game ever since and now competition with its former partner heats up with each new holiday season.
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More relevant than ever - yet it's still hard to deny the simple joy of a game as basic and visceral as the good old Tetris... ;)
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I don't normally re-share stuff much, but keeping this to myself would be a rather dastardly act (well, if you're a fan of House MD, that is - everyone else: move along, nothing to see here...)
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