This is really, really scary. And really, really funny.
[Clarification, since apparently people seem to think I'm laughing at the fact that dialup still exists: Yes, thank you, I'm fully aware there are places that don't have access to anything else. I believe the thing that's nuts to me is the number attached to AOL's dial up business. Sheesh, people. Sometimes I'm amazed at how boneheaded you think I am, as inferred via your explanations.]