A sad attention horse gallops into a bar hoping for a compliment. The barkeep, trying to appear concerned, asks "Why the long face?" The attention horse is infuriated, rears up and storms out knocking everything over yelling "Just because I'm a horse doesn't mean I don't have feelings!". The bewildered barkeep surveys the damage, shakes his head and murmurs to himself "F**king attention horse, I should have known".
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