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Ari Marmell
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One month away, almost exactly.

I truly believe this is my best novel to date. :-)

http://mouseferatu.com/index.php/novels/01_ti_1hot-lead-cold-iron/
Credits: Sole author. Cover art by [name forthcoming]. Notes: The first in a new series! Uncover the occult mysteries and deepest secrets of gangland Chicago, from the underworld to the Otherworld. Availability: • Amazon.com • Barnes & Noble.com • Indiebound.org • Powells.com • Books-A-Million.com Or talk about it on Goodreads. 1932, and it’s business as usual in ...
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How has nobody yet written a Billy Idol/GRR Martin parody song? It seems kind of an obvious idea, really. #itsanicedayforaredwedding
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I can't believe no one has yet put up a supercut of Melisandre's scenes set to The Cult's "Fire Woman".
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With talk of the latest reboot (Battlestar Galactica), I'd like to once again suggest that I'm the perfect choice to helm a Krull reboot.

Read my books, Hollywood. Script experience or no, you know this to be true. :-P
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But why reboot something that's perfect already?
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Ia! Ia! K'eyboard fatiguen!
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+Ari Marmell So do a list and see if that perks you up.
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Treebeard and the others always seem grumpy and rigid, but it's a posture they adopt deliberately. So far as they're concerned, the ents justify the miens.
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Then you have the story of young Donald, who dreamt so hard of Fangorn etc that one day he awoke to find himself among 500 foot tall walking, talking trees.

That's right, he was trapped in a world of giant ents.
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Okay, folks. Today is the FINAL DAY of Crossing the Streams. If you don't at least TRY to win multiple signed books, you have only yourself to blame.

http://mouseferatu.com/index.php/crossing-the-streams-2014-a-massive-multi-author-contest/
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Today, CCP--White Wolf's parent company--pulled the plug. Didn't know White Wolf was still around? That's understandable. They stopped publishing pen-and-paper RPGs some years ago. A great many of the staff went and founded Onyx Path, the company that is currently publishing the World of Darkness games, as well as Exalted, Scion, and other stuff. They've been a worthy successor. But White ...
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To tell you the truth I just assumed it was still alive and kicking... I had no idea. 
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That's not Hodor, somebody's home.
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I've invented a new literary category!

Neurotica: Stories in which people sit around and talk themselves out of asking the other for dates and/or sex.
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There are a lot of places the new Star Wars movies could go. A lot of directions they could take. Plenty of options, plenty of ideas. Let me tell you what is pretty much at the top of my list for options that would be absolutely the wrong idea. (Well, my "worst realistic possibilities" list. I'm not counting things like Gungan Jedi or finding out that Jabba is Han's twin sister.) And the ...
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I'm a fantasy/horror writer with Del Rey/Spectra, Pyr Books, and Wizards of the Coast. I've also written 28,942 supplements for various role-playing games. I get more done in a day than most people do before breakfast.
Education
  • University of Houston
    Creative Writing, 1992 - 1997
  • Bellaire High School
    Uh, it was high school, 1988 - 1992
  • Lanier Middle School
    Again, uh..., 1985 - 1988