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Anne “Privacy Spice” Toth
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Food freak, house freak, clean freak
Food freak, house freak, clean freak

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Woo! I went and got a real job! Very excited to join Slack!

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"Secret calls this color "Emerald Sea"

I see what you did there."

https://www.secret.ly/p/zdybjotbpxhlgfryaeprfookuy

Trying again without liking every comment in the process. Funny.

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My thoughts on Memorial Day, celebrating the freedoms we have as Americans, and just letting the gratitude flow.

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Hot day = time for watermelon.
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Saw a real live "ark" this weekend. In Palo Alto. No kidding. Dude's not named Noah though. And Noah never worked at Facebook. But if Noah had worked at Facebook, just think how many more species he would have ben able to save! #Ark #Flood #Prepared
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I'm gonna miss that gap-tooth smile. I'm also imagining Kimmel is gonna jump on this faster than you can say "gap-tooth-smile." Which is fine by me. Because Kimmel is darn funny.

After seeing a "circle beard" I discovered this ingenious but terribly frightening example of male follicular design. I am so traumatized I think I may need to go offline for a few hours. http://www.bizarbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/crazy-haircuts-4-18.jpg

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I laughed so hard I almost snarfed my Diet Coke.

Next question, "Would you like your commuting bus covered in protester vomit or some other disgusting liquid? To vote, reply with Yes or No."

#SocialMediaManagerFail  
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 Latest email address is at@. I'm officially "at-at." Cue the Star Wars jokes.
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