Thursday night sitrep.
I turned up at zeessze, just before it all started. Not like last time I joined in with a bit of trucking, no chatter on comms, so I didn't wing up with anyone.
I headed off on my own with my cargo, after about 5 jumps I got blasted by an NPC, while dishing out my Chinese and opening a bottle of beer. No problem I'll start again I have the map so jumped a few stops ahead, still can't find anyone., sod this, I thought "just go to the end, it's been an hour and a half, it'll be nearly finished",
And then came the comedy
I got to the end and sold my cargo, looked at the galaxy map and saw Cmdr oi knocking around, so headed off to meet him.
I got dicked by pirates
Give us your cargo and we'll let you go
I don't have any
Are you a pirate?
Why do you not have any?
Do you have a parrot?
Why have you no cargo
If I had any, not a clue how to give it to you
Select next system, engage FSD 3..2....
Good bye from NULL
I think I left them confused