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She may be a living doll, but she doesn't have a pretty mouth. Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukranian woman dubbed "Human Barbie" because of her multiple plastic surgeries, shared her thoughts on race and beauty in a new interview with GQ Magazine - implying that the push for plastic surgery procedures in the Western world is "because of the race-mixing."
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I guess she also emulated Barbie in the brain department.
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It must surely be clear to Obama by now that Putin doesn't give a damn about anything he (and his peeps) has to say on pretty much any matter. If it's not a puny victim state that he inherited from Bush, Obama can only speak loudly and carry a twig.
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All this technology for destroying things from low orbit. All this technology for discovering new planets, some with water on them, in distant solar systems. All this technology for monitoring just about any puny human with an email address, a mobile number, and a smartphone. And you're telling me we can't find a gigantic airplane, on Earth, with over 200 people on it?
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Finally, three things that are perennially absent in Italian politics converge in their new prime minister: handsome, young, no history of corruption. It's almost enough to make me believe in Jesus.
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Hahaha! 
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My name is Andrew and I am a sashimi whore. I am not here to recover or to withdraw from the long-term effects of sashimi. I just want you to understand, so that you don't judge me, what inspires my fugues of indulgence.
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It's beyond me how anyone can listen to Dodger's announcer Vin Scully for 2.5 hours in a row. My God, the man just never shuts up. All those years being the sole announcer has caused him to just say stuff and read off facts to fill periods that would actually benefit from a bit of silence. Vin, shut the hell up!
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Nice to know that misguided, self-righteous assholes spending tax money on pompous exercises is alive and well even outside the United States.
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Summer in Auckland

If you put together the notifications from any number of weather apps with what you see everyday, "Mostly cloudy with wind" is the defining characteristic of summer this year. Clear, warm, sunny days with little or no wind can be counted on your fingers and toes. This has been a largely unrainy summer, which is good compared to the disastrous Auckland summer of 2011. If you compare this year to last year's summer, however, where it was rainless and windless for weeks at a time and the sun dominated nearly every day...this summer sucks.
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Just dawned on me that Barack Obama is scheduled to deliver the State of His Fantasies address soon. I should probably filter all of that out of my news feed so I don't fall asleep at the keyboard.
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Harkening back to your previous post (see "FUCK TEXAS"), Obama stated in his SOTU address that he's going to take care of our reliance on oil. So don't worry, he will not only solve our addiction to this antiquated, earth-killing resource, but he's going to provide every unemployed American a job in the deal as well! Isn't he awesome?! To do all that with only 2 years left in his administration.....wait, didn't he say he would do the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING in every previous speech?
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