My father tried to play matchmaker and introduce me to someone who works at his job. I was initially pissed because he sprung it on me last minute and I was looking kind of bummy. Then I looked at her and forgave him.
When I go back later this week, I'm going to test out this horrible pick-up line: "Hey, girl, you look so good you make me want to download Pair."
This probably won't end well.