If you need to drive 40 miles to buy and onion then be smart about it and fill up your shopping bags. Ain't nobody done told you to live in bumfuck nowhere - that was your choice! I'm sick of the whiners and complainers.
Thankfully SCOTUS said no.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the garage,
there wasn’t a site of a Ford or a Dodge.
My C7 was covered with love and with care
Sitting safely on it's lift, high up in the air.
The wrenches were nestled all snug in their drawers
And the dust was cleaned off my new Race Deck floors.
My wife was asleep upstairs in our bed
While visions of s-curves danced in my head.
When out in my drive there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my stool to see what was the matter.
Straight to the homlink inside of my coupe
I pressed so I could see outside to my stoop.
The moon shone brightly on my lawn and my walk
With the scene in my drive, I could barely even talk.
My eyes how they burned, my ears how they rang
There stood Santa with a broke down Mustang!
"Forum Dave", he said, "I'm in need of your help.
I read all your posts, and I need one more elf!
I'll never make the night in this bucket of rust,
What do you have that'll leave 'em in dust?"
"To the Forum!", I yelled, "that's what we'll do,
This job is too big for just me and for you
On Crabby, on Jluke, on Hankman and Lance,
On Zipity, On Slief we can't take a chance!"
"For the first time ever, your Vette may see snow,
But Santa needs backup, we all have to go!"
And placing the pedals straight down to the floor,
Our Toy Run took off with a deafening roar!
We programmed our Navs to see which way was best,
The coupes headed north, the verts all went west.
DSOMonster, of course, got stuck in the snow,
But one call to On-Star and he was ready to go.
Christmas Carols played through the XM Receivers
While Khoeysr got chased by retrievers
RFLinkup looked at Santa who was holding his pipe,
"No smoking in my car, not on your life!"
The stockings filled up, the presents piled high
"The Forum came through", Santa said with a sigh.
If these had been Vipers or worse even Porsche
This situation, I'm sure, would have been worse.
"Your job is complete", Santa said as he stood,
"I'm proud of you all, you all done real good.
You look very tired, but before you can flop,
See if Kerbeck will open their great detail shop.
Out came the Zaino and the Lambskin cloth gloves
And we all set about the work that we love
Then I heard Santa say, as he went into the night
"Merry Christmas to all, that vette is alright!"
"Hold on Santa, you could use a new sled,
I've got some Zs in stock, what's your favorite Red?
That LT4 engine has enough torque to go
Over Mountain, through valley in rain or in snow"
"They all look real nice", Santa said with a smile,
"and must say I've wanted one for quite a while.
Mrs. Claus can't drive stick, but that shouldn't hurt
Though one things for certain, it must be a vert!"
Merry Christmas everybody!
Bill, 46, encountered an unhandled exception in his core operating system which prematurely triggered a critical stop condition, on Wednesday. Diagnostics indicated multi cascading hardware failures as the root problem. Though his hardware has been decommissioned, Bill's application has been migrated to the cloud and has been re purposed to run on a virtual machine on an infinite loop... EOL
Maybe I should update my will...
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- ClearSCM, Inc.Computer Consultant, present
- Texas Instruments
- General Dynamics
- General Electric
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