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Andrea Kozek
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AdWords seems to be down. Anyone else not able to log in?
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I love that #smxwest2012 sent out an email update and included info on power strips and wifi access. They get how those critical things are to its target audience.
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Absolutely. There is nothing worse than trying to tweet from a conference on low battery and spotty wireless.
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Right up my alley!
Don't settle for pre-made taco shells! Here's how to make your own taco bowls with some tortillas and a regular muffin tin:
The next time taco night rolls around, instead of serving the same old pre-made hard shelled tacos, pull out your muffin pan, preheat your oven, and reach for that bag of tortillas in the fridge.
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I like ads that properly use the word "kerfuffle."
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The kind of stuff that makes grown men cry...
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Google badness? This is one of the most in-depth "gotcha" cases I have read in a long time. Clerly this is only one side of things, however, it's an interesting read:
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Does anyone else have issues with IE and having the +1 button on their wbsite? Only in IE are users getting a warning pop=up message asking if they are OK that the site has the with it. And I can't realistically expect users to add the site to their trusted sites to make the pop-up go away so I want to make it go away for them. Grrr.
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Donnie - Great point. I do love that site. If the possible solution I heard about this past weekend doesn't fix it, then I think the Mozers are my best hope :)
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Mine: "Dean Koontz means: People who would never dream of owning any type of “toy” breed dog." I can agree with that.
What your favourite author says about you

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• J.D. Salinger
Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
• Stephenie Meyer
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3>
• J.K. Rowling
Smart geeks.
• Jack Kerouac
Umphrey’s McGee fans.
• Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
• Lauren Weisberger
Girls who can’t read. Or think.
• Jonathan Safran Foer
30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.
• Jodi Picoult
Your mom when she’s at her time of the month.
• Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
• Chuck Palahniuk
Boys who can’t read.
• Christopher Hitchens
People I would love to hang out with.
• Leo Tolstoy
Guys I want to date.
• Fyodor Dostoevsky
Guys I want to sleep with. (The difference between the two Russian authors lies in the fact that I think the Underground Man is sexier than Pierre Buzukhov).
• Christopher Buckley (or William F. Buckley)
People who love excess verbiage.
• Ayn Rand
Workaholics seeking validation.
• David Foster Wallace
Confirmed 90’s literati.
• Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.
• Haruki Murakami
People who like good music.
• Ralph Waldo Emerson
People who can start a fire.
• Nathaniel Hawthorne
People who used to sleep so heavy that they would pee their pants.
• Charles Dickens
Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.
• William Shakespeare
People who like bondage.
• Mark Twain
• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
People who drink scotch.
• Joseph Conrad
People who drink old fashioneds.
• Dominick Dunne
People who get their class from Vanity Fair.
• Anne Rice
People who don’t use conditioner in their hair.
• Edgar Allan Poe
Men who live in their mother’s basements. Or goth seventh graders.
• Michael Crichton
Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.
• John Grisham
Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.
• Dan Brown
People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.
• Dave Eggers
Guys who are in the third coolest frat of a private college.
• Emily Giffin
Women who give their boyfriend marriage ultimatums.
• Richard Russo
People whose favorite day in elementary school was “Grandparent’s Day”.
• Anais Nin
• Margaret Atwood
Women whose favorite color is hunter green.
• William Faulkner
People who are good at crosswords.
• Jackie Collins
Your drunk stepmother.
• Nicholas Sparks
Women who are usually constipated.
• James Patterson
Men who score a 153 on their LSAT exam.
• Sylvia Plath
Girls who keep journals (too easy).
• George Orwell
Conspiracy theorists (too easy).
• Aldous Huxley
People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.
• Harper Lee
People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).
• Nick Hornby
Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.
• Ernest Hemingway
Men who own cottages.
• F. Scott Fitzgerald
People who get adjustable-rate mortgages.
• Vladimir Nabokov
Men who use words like ‘dubious’ and ‘tenacity’.
• Friedrich Nietzsche
• Bret Easton Ellis
Foo Fighters’ fans.
• Hunter S Thompson
That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.
• Cormac McCarthy
Men who don’t eat cream cheese.
• Thomas Aquinas
Premature ejaculators.
• Pearl S. Buck
Women whose favorite president was Harry S. Truman.
• Toni Morrison
Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.
• Thomas Pynchon
People who used to be fans of J.D. Salinger.
• Elizabeth Gilbert
Women who liked the movie “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood” but didn’t read the book.
• Rebecca Wells
Women on the East coast who wish they were from the South.
• Tama Janowitz
Cougars who went to an urban college in the 80s.
• Alice Sebold
People who liked Gilmore Girls – even in the first season.
• Michael Swanwick
Men who argue Neil Gaiman is overrated.
• Terry Goodkind
People who have never been dungeons master but still play D&D.
• Stephen King
11th graders who peed their pants while watching the movie It.
• H.P. Lovecraft
People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.
• Brothers Grimm
Only children with Oedipal complexes.
• Lewis Carroll
People who move to Thailand after high school for the drug scene.
• C.S. Lewis
Youth group leaders who picked their nose in the 4th grade.
• Elmore Leonard
People who know how to perform a “Michigan left”.
• Shel Silverstein
Girls who can’t spell “leheim”.
• Douglas Adams
People who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle.
• Tucker Max
Guys who haven’t convinced their girlfriends to try anal yet.
• Alexis de Tocqueville
Political theory and constitutional democracy majors.
• Tom Clancy
People who skipped school by hiding out in the gym.
• Herman Hesse
People who own one straw chair in their house.
• Phillippa Gregory
Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals
• Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.
• Susan Wiggs
Older women who are surprisingly loud during sex.
• Nicole Krauss
Girls who intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.
• Mitch Albom
People who didn’t go to college but do well on crossword puzzles.
• Stieg Larsson
Girls who are too frightened to go skydiving.
• Sue Grafton
Women who have an email address.
• Seth Grahame-Smith
People who own a smart phone which requires a stylus to use it.
• David Baldacci
No one. Even the police say Clancy before they’ll say Baldacci.
• Michael Pollan
The girl who just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.
• Andrew Ross Sorkin
People who refer to themselves as “playing devil’s advocate”.
• O. Henry
Men who have names like Earl or Cliff and were really close with their paternal grandfather.
• Virginia Woolf
Female high-school French teachers who have their master’s degree.
• Michael Chabon
People who hate Ayelet Waldman.
• Ray Bradbury
People who own golf head covers.
• Joseph Heller
People who love buying drinks for their friends. See also, people who cringe when they see their bar tab.
• David Mitchell
Women who live in any area of Brooklyn other than Park Slope, but may end up there someday and if that day comes, they will switch to Barbara Kingsolver fans.
• Max Barry
People who don’t mind the color orange.
• Dean Koontz
People who would never dream of owning any type of “toy” breed dog.
• John Irving
People whose parents are divorced.
• Richard Dawkins
People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.
• Salman Rushdie
People who google image search Padma Lakshmi late at night.
• Albert Camus
People who went to art school after “trying it out” at a public university.
• Kurt Vonnegut
People who played Creep by Radiohead while having sex or smoking pot. Longer explanation here.
• James Joyce
People who do not like John Cusack movies.
• Charlaine Harris
Elementary school teacher’s aids.
• Jorge Luis Borges
People who took care of their dying grandparents.
• Terry Pratchett
People who really like monkeys.
• Oscar Wilde
People who can’t resist anything. See also, people who claim they’re going to change but never do.
• Truman Capote
People who would never dream of owning anything that could be classified as a “knick-knack”.
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I am fascinated by this. And, of course disturbed.
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This morning , around 9:00 a.m. I was subjected to a rather massive cyber-bullying attack that has yet to calm down. Being someone who firmly believes in the free flow of information and opinion on the Internet, my beliefs have become rather strained.
To recap what happened:

• There is a comedian, Tom Green, who every now and then muses about the fact I have the Twitter handle @TomGreen while his is @tomgreenlive and he "wonders" why I won't give it to him.

• This morning, on the Opie and Anthony show, he raised it again and sort of told people to ask me for it because I would get mad.

• At about 10:00 am, noticing a ton of mentions on Twitter, I was aghast to discover that I was being bullied by people demanding I give up my Twitter handle.

• A couple of minutes later someone posted my phone number and extension at the College where I work and someone else mentioned Opie and Anthony had tried to reach me at that number.

• Realizing this was gathering steam, I immediately contacted my Dean at the College and told him to kill my extension on the College phone system.

• Naturally Tom Green jumps in with a “Who me?” attitude and really does nothing to calm the storm that is hitting my Twitter account.

• Tonight I am being harrassed by one individual who is essentially stalking me and posting things like scholarships I support and give out at the College, my books and essentially holding my professional life out to ridicule.

To give you a sense of what I have had to put up with today, I have posted a screen shot of three that just landed as i was writing this . They are quite similar to the well over 500 similar libelous and slanderous mentions I have received so far today.

Obviously this sort of thing shouldn't happen but it does and fighting back is a losing proposition. Comes with the turf and is something I learned to live with many years ago. What I didn't expect was the posting of my College phone number in a public forum by someone I have never met and who is using it for malicious purposes. That, to me, crosses a rather serious line.

The line is "Fair Comment". You are entitled to an opinion good or bad about my work and I have been both praised and lambasted over the years. Yet there seems to be an inability among some to comprehend the line between fair comment and slander or defamation is pretty well-defined.

I am pretty sure you will get a sense of this in the inevitable comments this post will attract.

What I seriously don't understand is how Opie and Anthony and Tom Green can essentially unleash this sort of thing on someone and then stand back and deny they did it. When will they start acting like the adults they are and actually take responsibility for their actions? When will people in the public eye actually wake up and think first about the people about to be affected rather than some twisted ratings gain or a last gasp at fame that long since left them behind.

What really irritates me is how the people making these statements about me have to hide behind the anonymity of their Twitter handles. I am out in full view of the public and they are saying things to me they wouldn't dare say to my face or in a forum where they are clearly identified?

Finally, just where the hell is Twitter in all of this? When a user of your service is being subjected to an unwarranted and unprovoked assault upon his character, what recourse does he or she have with you guys?

Oh well. Such is life in cyberspace. There is so much good out there and it is disappointing to be subjected this sort of abuse
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Hey Andrea ! Just came across ur profile on G+ :)
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