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Amy Vansant
Works at Vansant Creations
Attended College of William and Mary
Lives in Annapolis, MD 21401
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When planning to kill your best friend goes horribly wrong.
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Maybe we need to switch up who lives with who. Like, your friend doesn't have any reason to kill me.

("But you don't have chiiiiiiildren? Who will take care of you when you're old?" "I'll have the money I didn't spend on children to pay someone. And they won't whine at me about their childhood because I don't speak Spanish.")
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I just left the door open and the little buggers were everywhere.
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Wow, I guess I got lucky with only a 3 hour infestation last week.
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A little humor about how we nearly burned ourselves down..
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Ever look at your toilet and think, “Hmmm… I wish my throne was more threatening, but in a whimsical tentaclely way…”
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Drop everything-New book with 26 BRILLIANT COMEDY WRITERS dishing on their mothers! Great Mother's Day Gift! 
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I may have to try that.
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A little skit for everyone looking forward to the new season of “Vikings” on the History Channel tomorrow.
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My dog is a diva.
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Because I need to do a post with Barry Manilow in it every couple of years.
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nee kotey's profile photo
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Freelance Writer, Web Developer
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Mad
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  • Vansant Creations
    Owner, 1977 - present
    nerd stuff
  • Humorist
    Writer, 1995 - present
    http://www.AmyVansant.com
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Annapolis, MD 21401
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Writer: Kid-FreeLiving.com Humor Blog & Nerd: VansantCreations.com
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Freelance writer/author and web development (vansantcreations.com) company owner. Published in Surfer Magazine (former East Coast Editor), Modern Maturity, Caribbean Travel and Life, Yankee, Chesapeake Bay Magazine, McSweeneys and others. Author of The Surfer’s Guide to Florida (Pineapple Press, 1995).

Humor blog: KidFreeLiving.com

I have been known to prostitute my meager talents for money / fame / drinks / gifts / free travel / shameless slurping.
amy@KidFreeLiving.com

Education
  • College of William and Mary
    English
  • University of North Florida
    English
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Called at 7:30 on a Sunday and Donny Savoy showed up in Annapolis 1 hour later and had it fixed in 10 minutes. I will never call anyone else!
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Friendly, informative service when you're making your decision and once you do buy, the installation was quick and professional. Always there to answer any questions that pop up about taking care of the tub afterwards,too!
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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Good sushi, whimsical presentations, inventive rolls, eager to please staff. What more do you need? Located in a tiny strip mall behind the CVS off of Riva Road you might never notice Katana, but Annapolis' newest sushi restaurant (who knew we needed ANOTHER one!) deserves your attention. We went twice during opening week and while they don't have everything on the menu yet (as of Aug 20th, 2009), what we have had has been very good. Due to the location you can have the place almost to yourself for a while (sorry Joss, love ya but I hate sitting on top of the couple next to me...), so now is the time to go and feel like the emperor!
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Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago