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"I see your wit is very accessible."
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"Some fellas use their noodles and others forget to take them out of the water."
 
Some days I have these wits, some days I don't.
 
True enough, since it's rather hard to fight a ninja with a rubber chicken. ...funny to watch but hard to do.
 
It is not from Shakespeare. I challenge you to cite the play, act, and scene.
 
"Jersey Shore, this abomination I shall not abide" --Socrates
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Heard it on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air when Will has witty banter with his lecturer.
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I thought Will Smith wrote that . how little I know.
 
VERY LESS IS KNOWN ABT THIS WRITER EVEN THOUGH HE IS KNOWN BY MANY WE DONT HAVE HIS PIC...
 
The Bard strikes again. Doesn't it, however, soound a bit like a Maxine-ism?
 
+I-Ming Goh , you're 100% right; It's a line out of "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It"
 
i know nothing about the writer i think
 
i would rather retreat an inch than advance a mile
 
"I once loved to fantasize about your brilliance, but my hopes were dashed when you opened your mouth." +Michael Sprong
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This is good,but who would ever know?
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Ha ha That's so funny i would so use that against my enemys
 
my teacher said that to my friend in a different school the teacher was suspended for a few months and had to attend classes or something
 
I recall first hearing this from G. Gordon Liddy. I had no idea that he was quoting from Shakespeare.
 
Loads of old people that other people qoute nowadays are like that like, heyy, im 200 years old but i got SWAGG ;)
 
thomas, couldn't agree more, but monsanto unfortunately gets on the IN side, dontchaknow?!!
 
Next time someone tells me to "grow a pair," I'll just consume a bit of genetically modified wheat and respond, "Don't mind if I do."
 
“Shakespeare In Love”
 
Ah Shakespeare. I love him even more now.
 
"You would make a fine detective, if the puzzle had but five pieces."
 
"I wish I had met you when you were wealthy, for I would be the wealthy one now."
 
"I am happy to place my vote in you for I am confident in the wisdom of your Irish Setter."
 
Sorry, not William Shakespeare.
 
Nice quote but sure doesn't sound like Shakespeare because I can understand it.
 
tnx ol n try to undrstod lol
 
u dnt knw the name of shotrcut??
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