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Allan Holmgreen
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Lives in DFW Area, Texas
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Apple released a hypocritical new ad pretending to care about the environment. Meanwhile, they use toxic manufacturing techniques on devices that they make you upgrade yearly by pushing bloatware via software updates.

Apple, you wanna help? Start with your eWaste.
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Another school shooting. More innocent lives lost. Those gun-free zones sure work a treat!
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So one of the kids from #OneDirection left to join #ISIS... Seems to me he was a more successful terrorist as a "musician."
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"Microsoft Tech Support" doesn't want to love me. :(
“"Microsoft Tech Support" doesn't want to love me. :( #scam #scammer #techsupport #recording #phonerecording”
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Dear "Microsoft Tech Support," the fact that you hung up when I said that Interpol was tracing your call leads me to believe that you aren't on the level.
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I keep meaning to set up a VM with real viruses for them to "work on." Plus a "credit cards.zip" file full of gibberish.
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What if aliens really are abducting and probing people, but only those that nobody will believe? #conspiritard
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Ke nu'jurkadir sha Mando'ade!
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Recent events make this song particularly relevant.
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Disregard curbs, acquire shortcuts.
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New grille made and installed. Looks like a Fiat but that's okay.
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I can see that.
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The fact that my smartphone can perform simple tasks like file copy/delete/move faster than my reasonably well-specced laptop is utterly pathetic. Microsoft, get your shit together.
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That awkward moment when a 250HP granny sedan designed in the 90's with sub-$100 mufflers sounds better than a brand-new 600HP supercar.

Ford, I'm very cross with you right now, and the GT350 had better make up for it.
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Are you fucking kidding!? It was BARELY AT IDLE, and you could still hear the turbo's over the growl. I think you won't be dissapointed when you hear some throttle brother, plus I'm almost positive they'll be making a beefy V8 around launch.
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  • Pizza Hut
    Delivery Driver, 2014 - present
  • Phoenix Health Systems
    Service Desk Analyst, 2014 - present
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Zalgo, He who Waits Behind the Wall, Paul
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Nerd, Geek, Scientist and Internet Cultural Expert.
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Geek, blogger, digital rights activist, urban explorer, Transhumanist, Agnostic, and gadget nut.

Blog: AllanJH.tumblr.com
About.me: AllanJH
Youtube: AllanJHolm
Instagram: @AllanJH

Pretty much any service I'm on, the username is AllanJH.
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Has exceptional night vision, crashed a school computer network at the age of 5, once tested 205 on an unreliable online IQ test, has no family history of baldness, and is incredibly mediocre.
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DFW Area, Texas
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Best mechanics in town. My family has used them for well over a decade and we've never had an issue. Honest, straightforward, and reliable.
Public - 10 months ago
reviewed 10 months ago
Good food, polite service. Try one if their chocolate shakes, too.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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