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Allan Holmgreen
Works at Pizza Hut
Lives in DFW Area, Texas
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Visited Moab, and climbed the first thing I saw, because Moab. Definitely coming back when I get a Torsen diff to try my luck on some hardcore off-roading.
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"What is the APR?" I asked, and it was that horrifying moment that I realized that I'm an adult.
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Almost died. Let's not do that again.
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Apple released a hypocritical new ad pretending to care about the environment. Meanwhile, they use toxic manufacturing techniques on devices that they make you upgrade yearly by pushing bloatware via software updates.

Apple, you wanna help? Start with your eWaste.
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Another school shooting. More innocent lives lost. Those gun-free zones sure work a treat!
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Disregard curbs, acquire shortcuts.
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New grille made and installed. Looks like a Fiat but that's okay.
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I can see that.
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Visited some automotive Americana on my road trip across the west.
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One of the few instances where the live version is better than the studio one.
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and i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad...
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Recent events make this song particularly relevant.
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So one of the kids from #OneDirection left to join #ISIS... Seems to me he was a more successful terrorist as a "musician."
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"Microsoft Tech Support" doesn't want to love me. :(
“"Microsoft Tech Support" doesn't want to love me. :( #scam #scammer #techsupport #recording #phonerecording”
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  • Pizza Hut
    Delivery Driver, 2014 - present
  • Phoenix Health Systems
    Service Desk Analyst, 2014 - present
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Zalgo, He who Waits Behind the Wall, Paul
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Nerd, Geek, Scientist and Internet Cultural Expert.
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Geek, blogger, digital rights activist, urban explorer, Transhumanist, Agnostic, and gadget nut.

Blog: AllanJH.tumblr.com
About.me: AllanJH
Youtube: AllanJHolm
Instagram: @AllanJH

Pretty much any service I'm on, the username is AllanJH.
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Has exceptional night vision, crashed a school computer network at the age of 5, once tested 205 on an unreliable online IQ test, has no family history of baldness, and is incredibly mediocre.
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DFW Area, Texas
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Removed my personal property from my room for no reason, soiling it in the process. Was then extremely rude when I politely complained. Never stay here.
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Honest, thorough, and professional. If I lived locally they'd be my primary mechanics.
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Good food, polite service. Try one if their chocolate shakes, too.
Food: ExcellentDecor: ExcellentService: Excellent
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Best mechanics in town. My family has used them for well over a decade and we've never had an issue. Honest, straightforward, and reliable.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago