Seeing this, Santa reached for candy cane of whoop ass and in the blink of an eye, Steve was already delivering the first blow. Thinking quickly, Santa used the cane to deflect the blow but was grazed by the high after price wave of the iphone's special effect. Wounded, Santa knew his only hope was to summon his elf of hellfire, his ultimate weapon. But when Santa made the summon, nothing happened. As he proceeded to try again, he glimpse across at Steve only to realize he was gone. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pointed object on his back and the satisfied voice of Steve saying "did you really think I sent you that iPhone 4 to make up for all the years?" Santa quickly realized why his summon didn't work and looked at his iPhone and saw; he was holding it wrong. Defeated, Santa uttered his last words "Suck on this Steve 'Blow' Jobs" and with the last of his strength, stuck Steve in the heart with his candy cane if whoop ass. the reindeer lost their source of power and began a spiral of decent and as Santa closes his eyes for the last time, he remembers his wife last words to him "You should switch to android". A smile comes to Santa's face as he thought "(for the first time that bitch was right)" which led to the picture you see above.
Hope you enjoyed the story. Have a Merry Christmas :)