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If you don't get your gifts this Christmas, this maybe the reason for it.
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No matter if Santa makes it your house or not, I wish you HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
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lol The local news gives updates on Santa's travels.  Astronauts have spotted him in the past. All for the children. I remember as a little girl getting so excited. lol
 
Somebody should have bought that fat excuse a droid phone.
 
Get up Santa. You have lot work to do. All kids are waiting for you.
 
Well Santa is using an iPhone in commercials for iPhone so hopefully he downloaded Google Maps.
 
Titter, Santa clearly needs a Nexus or a sense of direction lol.
 
Maps is great, that's the battery life!!!
 
What a dork he crashed the sleigh for fun 
 
I heard Santa is using new google maps app,,.
 
Hasn't someone told him there's a Google Maps app for iOS now?
 
My gift better not be wet or I'm going to sue Apple.....
 
Obama ordered a drone strike. Unauthorized use of our air space. 
 
READ THIS AND YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE NOW THAT UR READING THIS DONT STOP IT'S FREAKY 1)say your name 10 times 2)say your moms name 5 times 3)say ur crush name 3 times 4)PASTE THIS INTO 4 OTHER COMMENTS IN 143 MINUTES .WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSH  NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN.THIS IS SO FREAKY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS????
 
that depends are there aligators
 
Aw man, and I asked for everything I wanted too! I guess using apple maps is a life lesson to children everywhere
 
Hahahaha, this made my day! Very funny!
 
drunk santa,,hahahahahaha,,, meryy christmas to all, cherrs!!!
 
today morning very importend of year
so more fun and enjoy this day
 
I feel at LAST
*A CLASS ACTION AGAINST AAPL.*
No, only jokin....
 
I lol'ed on that one. Hmm, guess Australia isn't the only place to get lost!! 
 
Dont let any children see this lol
 
Just use Waze and end the hype between apple and android users
 
Santa got a new Iphone 5 should of got a Samsung phone like mine!! LOL
 
That's where xmas belongs the people wouldn;t b broke&kids pray to GOD, and not a man made mith&that goes 4 the easterbunny too!!!
 
Looks like Santa got lost and ended up in the NJ Meadowlands. In the rush forgot to download new Google Map. His itenerary should have him in Eastern Europe at this time. 
Kim Kwa
 
Lmao. That's kray
 
lol next time have something better than apple 
 
Santa must be heading for the farms. It will be festive Christmas.
 
I hope so because according the economic in South Africa it gave the economics a boost, and it shouldn't be so. its only a money thing and not a religion any more.
 
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DON'T TELL ME THE NUMBER IS WRONG. THIS IS THE CORRECT NO.
If you don't like ihen call me at that number and find out, otherwise don't call me aiar.
Charles Padilla
 
Might not get my iPad mini after all?
 
I think the 5,298th time this joke was told, it got kind of old.
 
Wow...that's original. Not seen that idea on G+ today. Nope, not at all. ..
 
+Kenneth Yerian please don't disrespect other people's opinions. "If" Santa makes it to your house, I hope he brings you some sense of humor. :)
 
Lets call the myth busters on this one :P
 
Nah, Santa is too smart to use Apple products. He's got a Nexus 4!
 
LOL Apple products rock, just not when you are flying at 1 billion lightyears a second...
 
I was laughing at this even though I'm an apple consumer
 
Funnie...!! What a way to start the day.....!
 
I love being part portugese and part quebecian, we get to open our presents at midnight, for once tradition isn't so bad
 
Ha this will scare the kids when i show them christmas morning :)
 
very true. lol My sister would probably drop and have a seisure right there on the spot, she is only 3 years old so she still believes in Santa lol should i make a video of this??
 
I told him i thought he was alittle to buzzed and i should drive should have listened to me bad Santa
 
+Wisdom Banks not really, but Google Maps definitly has the advantage, specially when it comes to public transportation and street view.
 
Hopefully Santa wasn't drunk again..
 
Oh Google, stop already!  You're preaching to the choir!!
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and amish... so I dont get this joke
 
Thanks I needed that it has been a ball humbug kind of day here on Christmas Eve living in a hotel by myself Thanks Robert
 
Thanks for the info +alireza yavari. I have seen a lot of post depicting apples map.
neil h
 
haha... very good
 
@ Robert Bradham: I totally agree.  I'm alone this Xmas.  No contact with family, no wife (anymore), no kids, etc.  Just me and a single bed and a laptop in a 10x16' room.  I feel you, man. Merry F*n Xmas =]
 
no santa, NOOOOO!!! :D LOL
 
+Wisdom Banks Yeah, Apple Maps nails things I look up nearly always, and no worse than Navigon or Google Maps which I use as backups. Unfortunately Tim Cook managed the situation about as poorly as I could have even imagined.
 
Last time I seem a Santa commercial, he had a Note 2 and he was getting a naughty video from Mrs. Clause. Nice try though. 
 
Thank God for Google Maps on IOS!!!!!!
 
what does drunk flying have to do with apple maps
 
Santa his not going no where people cuz this world is tourn bad bad.raza 
 
Hmmm. I got my Note 2. Maybe a different Santa...
 
Jesus is Santa Claus always has been and will be forevermore!



















 
Ugh. Santa found the alcahol again
 
Fandroid still believe in Santa! LOL
 
JOHN JIMENEZ UPTOWN SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS GOD BLESS YOUS ALL AND MANY MANY MORE ...
 
MALFUNCTION MALFUNTION GOING DOWN
 
Too funny and as santa would say "to all a merry Christmas and to all a goodnight"
 
Ha ha ha ha! That's probably I won't get anything! 
 
I knew that the milk and cookies tasted funny.
 
Apple. ..clearly Bananas. ...!!!
 
Morning? It is 1.39 here in finland and freezing :-) 
 
Ha Ha - Santa should have just stuck with Google Maps..
 
LOL.. Same with Google maps.. OVI maps do it much better than anything. :)
 
Yawn, yawn, yawn. Your android phones are so good. I just got one and have to delete texts to make room on internal memory in order to still get texts. Despite having put in a 16GB microSD. I do not want to "root" the phone, I shouldn't have to. Enjoy your fanboy-ism, I don't give a damn about Android or Apple. I want a phone that does its job made by whoever, run on whatever.
 
He should have been on time! Look what happened to all the snow!!!
 
first thing comes to mind EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!
 
He ZIGED when he should have ZAGED 
 
If Santa makes to it my house tonight there will be a Nexus 4 waiting for him instead of cookies. 
 
He was watching the video mrs. claus gave him.............................
 
I knew it!! Every time someone launches Apple Maps, God kills a reindeer... Poor Rudolph! )':
 
Another poor soul that did not buy a GPS with life time map upgrades. ....
 
Except that Apple Maps is just as accurate as Bing and Google...look at the statistical analysis of the data folks. Stop listening to anecdotal reports.
 
wow maybe that's why there isn't Christmas in July because when its colder the water is frozen
 
Gurbindy gurble gurb "apple fan boy"
 
"Mom, I asked Santa a toy train, why did he give me a baby pet alligator?" 
 
why not any presents this year are you being BAD
Dil Jan
 
Hi friend all wish you cryismas
 
Woah looks like Santa got a little drunk on the way to somebody's house :)
 
we see are see  come for  come for dco comea
 
Actually, Santa might have been watching his naughty video with Mrs. Claus ;)
 
Okay, Apple and Google are not necessarily 'apples and oranges'; or are they?
 
OK this one is pretty funny
 
that's why there is nothing under my tree....
 
LOL, damnit Santa, everyone knows you shoulda switched to Google Maps for the time being
 
Lets thank them for all the jokes we have been having at there expense.
 
He replaced his epic deer for a smartphone???
 
Santas reindeers was under the influence and rudolph was AWOL!!!!!!! OH F#$%^!1.
James S
 
Not you too Santa 
 
Ha ha, poor Santa, somebody rescue him

 
Wow another way to tell the kids who really buys the gifts lmao
 
Its all fixed! He is using a Nexus 4 now!
 
Drunk slaying. What a shame,Santa. Tsk tsk. 
C BRICK
 
My Dad played guitar. . When I was young he would play and sing a song.. Santa Claus got caught in a snow storm,,,, about 50 miles south of the north pole.. and he would see our faces and laugh so hard and continue to sing it.. its funny now..
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What really happened... an epic two part event...

Santa's rushing on a tight schedule to drop off gifts when suddenly Santa found himself in his worst nightmare : wibbly wobbly world. Already late, he decides it's to late to turn back now so he signals Rudolf to proceed with caution. They managed to make it halfway through thanks to Rudolf's magical navigation nose and just as Santa breathes a sigh of relief, he sees a human figure up in the distance. Upon closer inspection, the figure reveals itself to be the ghost of Steve Jobs. Santa knew Steve all to well as he had been on Santa's naughty list since he was a child and gave Santa the finger when he sued him for making and delivering free iPhones to the good girls and boys around the world without paying him 99.5% + .5% of the money he would normally make from it. The two giants stared down each other, waiting to see who would make the first move. Steve pulled out a large piece of paper, blue prints for the iPhone 20, bit his finger and passed his blood on it. To Santa's surprise came out an iPhone over 25 inches in length but with the same width. 
 
Seeing this, Santa reached for candy cane of whoop ass and in the blink of an eye, Steve was already delivering the first blow. Thinking quickly, Santa used the cane to deflect the blow but was grazed by the high after price wave of the iphone's special effect. Wounded, Santa knew his only hope was to summon his elf of hellfire, his ultimate weapon. But when Santa made the summon, nothing happened. As he proceeded to try again, he glimpse across at Steve only to realize he was gone. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pointed object on his back and the satisfied voice of Steve saying "did you really think I sent you that iPhone 4 to make up for all the years?" Santa quickly realized why his summon didn't work and looked at his iPhone and saw; he was holding it wrong. Defeated, Santa uttered his last words "Suck on this Steve 'Blow' Jobs" and with the last of his strength, stuck Steve in the heart with his candy cane if whoop ass. the reindeer lost their source of power and began a spiral of decent and as Santa closes his eyes for the last time, he remembers his wife last words to him "You should switch to android". A smile comes to Santa's face as he thought "(for the first time that bitch was right)" which led to the picture you see above.

Hope you enjoyed the story. Have a Merry Christmas :)
Ilana D
 
Already got mine on Channukah
Ilana D
 
All the best to those who may (or not) get your gifts on Christmas(.)
 
We all know Santa is smart enough to use Google maps.
 
Presents should be delivered by mass-driver from a station on the moon and not by a reverse-burglar in a sled.
 
Why people hate Apple and Sony! 
 
i guess being tired driving is worse than being drunk
 
No, it's the reindeers' fault, bad connection on their antlers WiFi.
 
Santa..... i believe you failed.....HARD.
 
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Denial is the best substitute for truth regarding Apple.
 
Iran air space? What a pic might be our last under present administration. Good luck all. But have Happy Holidays any way.
Lol .
 
Santa, stop living in the past. FedEx and UPS have got it covered. 
 
Oh Santa,you fell off your sled
 
i wanna wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
 
well, no christmas presents for us this year.
 
how can santa claus get drunk off eggnog. i guest any thing can happen in this world. lol
 
santa's elf needs to come outand help him cause none of us not gone help him
Joy Xu
 
merry x-mas!
 
Bloody apple maps.....fix it will u apple..
 
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Haha he must have had the iPod haha(snotty laugh)(jk) I am weird well I will never trust that Cralp they call maps again haha
 
Holiday?  It's Christ's birthday.  How about a Merry Christmas? Good.  Thanks!
 
Thank you.  And I will wish you appropriately during holidays that you celebrate.
 
OK NO pressys  for Crapple bad copiers those crapple people .
 
Now everyone talks about Android not for java!
Merry Christmas to All my Friends
 
+Cody Whitney  Apple is BOSS! There mapping is just a LITTLE off, though :P
 
+Andrew Dassonville Nonononono NO you got it all wrong apple started a war in my family apple is girls... Android is boys. 
 
OKAY ............... ENOUGH JOKES ON APPLE MAPS. STOP IT !!























APPLE MAPS! HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHA
 
the dead of Santa Claus
 
And that's why I'm happy with our Samsung Galaxy S III. NOT IPHONE PEOPLE. 
 
What is so funny ? Don't be mean he is santa and you got gifts from him when u were young !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
the haters working so hard to affect others... :D
 
Haha in your face santa! also hope the alligators dont eat u!
 
The good news is he survived the accident.
 
merry christmas....sorry i'm late
 
Jay asked what he did before Smartphones... He used instinct and common sense like we used to.
 
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Şu ana kadar hiç noel baba ile karşılaşmadım ne diyelim Allah ona rahmet eylesin. Tabi gerçekten varsa:)))))) keşke gece gece içmeseymiş hadi içtin niye geyiği gazlıyorsun. 
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DON'T any of you phony chrisans know how all bull sh t started? Read you BIBLES "there was no 3 wise men in the stable when our " L  O R D " was born. This "pagan story" started in HOLLAND n  "JESUS" was born in the spring. This guy got what he deserved!
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