How did I not know about this?
I missed Clippy (for rather obvious reasons), and never understood the hatred some people had for him (her? I'm not very good at sexing paperclips). In fact, I remember installing "Vigor" just because having a talking paperclip was clearly what the whole point of computers was, and I was very disappointed in how inferior the Linux version of clippy was.
My life has not been complete.
Until now. Because I just found out that there's a JS version of clippy. Why the is this not part of Gnome, pray tell?