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ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short...
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Attenzione se avete bisogno di un posto per dormire! 
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#gnoccocon2015 #dormire #ConcertoLigabue

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Sabato 19 Ligabue terrà un concerto a Reggio Emilia.

I posti letto rischiano di esaurirsi velocemente, soprattutto quelli vicino alla città.
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Hello there! 
Go Get a Roomie is one of my favourite webcomics, I love Chloe's work. I suggest you take a look and, if you can, consider supporting her on Patreon. Or just share the love! 
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Novità importanti per Lucca Comics and Games 2015! Aggiornamenti sulle modalità di vendita dei biglietti
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Arrivano gli ultimi partecipanti, e siamo alla linea di chiusura. Ma il bello del Game Chef inizia ora, con tutti i giochi sul tavolo, e voi, Chef, che assaggiate, degustate e vi guardate intorno, scambiandovi pareri e ricette.

A presto il Peer Review, e la proclamazione del vincitore... Ma ricordatevi, essere qui, una settimana dopo, con il vostro gioco fra le mani, è già la conquista più grande :) 
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Pronti, partenza... VIA!!! 
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E… Accendete i Fornelli!!! Ha ufficialmente inizio l’edizione 2015 del Game Chef! 

Il Tema di quest’anno è: Non il solito pubblico
Tutti scriviamo tenendo a mente il pubblico di riferimento, consciamente o meno. Per il Game Chef di quest’anno, ti invitiamo a sfidare la tua definizione di pubblico. Cosa succederebbe se provassi, intenzionalmente, a scrivere per un pubblico che non avevi mai considerato prima, un pubblico proveniente da una cultura o subcultura diversa da quella del tuo gruppo di gioco abituale? Cosa succederebbe se scrivessi per un pubblico che ha idee molto diverse dalle tue sulla narrazione e il raccontare storie? Cosa succederebbe se il tuo gioco richiedesse di avere, letteralmente, un pubblico? O se lo indirizzassi ad un pubblico che ancora non esiste?

Gli ingredienti di quest’anno sono: Abbandono, Libellula, Quiete, Sogno

Buon divertimento a tutti, e che vinca il più gustoso! 
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People, this is not a drill: Stephanie Beatriz now has a tumblr 
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Aperta la Community per organizzarsi per GnoccoCon. 

Il 19-20 settembre a Reggio Emilia la convention per tutti gli amanti del Gioco di Ruolo e dello strutto. 
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Va bene anche una torre di dadi?
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SAVE THE DATE: GNOCCOCON 2015

Ed eccoci al primo annuncio della prossima edizione di GnoccoCON!!!

La Convention si terrà Sabato 19 e Domenica 20 settembre 2015!!!
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