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Another day, another call... three calls from their broken call center trying to get me to subscribe. No one on the line. The number is 510-981-4590.

If you like annoying pointless calls many times a day, buy their subscription once. The joy will be yours for life (or until you change your phone number).
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No parking!
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Today I learned about a benefit for San Jose Mercury News subscribers: you DON'T get annoying calls from 510-981-4590.
But if you're not subscribed, they will call you up to 5 times a day, ignoring the National Do No Call Registry. There is no way to stop these annoying calls other than by subscribing. So, yay, what a great benefit!!!
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This is EXACTLY how I regard most of my colleagues at Google. Experts, doing an impossible task with a smile... and in the form of a kitten.

If you have not seen the original sketch about seven perpendicular red lines, it's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

Enters The Expert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8PLBilOKE0
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+Archer Godson Both URLs (the original sketch and "The Expert") are in the message, maybe you need to click "read more" to see both.
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"Our vision is to be Earth's most customer centric company; to build a place where people can come to find and discover anything they might want to buy online."
Unless, of course, we have a competing offering. Then we'll offer a bullshit explanation why we don't offer the competing product. Wink wink.
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But their HDMI dongle comes with a physical remote! A REMOTE!!!
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When Windows 7 sees a USB flash drive formatted in Ext3, it says "This drive contains nothing I can recognize. Do you want to format it now?"
Let me repeat it slowly. The drive you inserted contains some information in a format well known for 20 years or so, but I don't care to recognize it. I will not name the filesystem type, used/free space, file names. I will give the user just one option: DELETE IT right away. Without as much as asking for admin elevation.
Am I crazy to think this is terrible?
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+Hans Brauer You probably have heard about the power of default. Applying it right in user interface seems a fundamental thing to me. Call me biased, I've spent seven years developing user-facing software.
So here's the power of default used correctly: "Dear user, the drive you've inserted has not been previously unmounted correctly. Some of your data may be in a recoverable state that I might overwrite. So I will not mount it right away. Here's a command to scan and recover lost data before I can mount it" (Ubuntu Linux about a FAT-formatted drive).
Here's the power of default used irresponsibly: "Dear user, here's a drive I cannot read. Let's assume it contains nothing of interest and proceed to erase it all. OK?"
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How much is one japanese peso?
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Nothing much, now. At least, not since McArthur went back and chased the Japanese out.
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Илья Николаевич Емельянов, 1942 год. Открытка, отправленная за день до его ранения.
На той же открытке "ранен 3 раза отправлен в санчасть. Писарь 7 роты"
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"Mom, I'm going to the library to print a toy car for my collection. Shouldn't take more than 10 hours!"

http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2015/04/29/401236656/libraries-make-space-for-3-d-printers-rules-are-sure-to-follow
They're the latest addition to so-called "maker spaces" showing up in a number of libraries. But as libraries work to redefine their purpose in the digital age, it also raises questions about misuse.
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A C++ devotee, fixing and fine-tuning The Cloud for fun and profit.
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Member of EFF, ACLU, Amnesty International. Self-powered commuter.
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Александр Емельянов
Even on the busiest days of the week, someone will spend time with you helping with the right choice.
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
"We'll take care of it right away". That's exactly what you want to hear when you've got a nail in your tire on your way to work. They open at 7 am!
Public - 9 months ago
reviewed 9 months ago
The place is tiny, but they are extremely efficient making take-out online orders. Portions are generous, fish is very fresh. I order from them regularly, and never seen the problems other reviewers mention, like getting the order wrong, second-rate salmon (I especially love their salmon!) or soggy rice.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
If you ever tried to book tickets online, you know it's tricky. Which days have the best prices? What if you want to return two days later? What if you go to Berlin on your way back? It takes hours to research such prices online, and trust me, you will not find the options and special pricing Sofia can find. They know airline business, tariff rules, airline partner programs, every trick in the book. They will take time to call the consulate and make sure you can book a hotel or whether you need to apply for a visa first. They know which travel insurance programs work best. You'll be in good hands with Express International Travel.
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Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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No wait, up front price including all fees and taxes, quick results.
Public - 9 months ago
reviewed 9 months ago
Don't let room process fool you. Add $22 for the valet parking, since it's your only option. WiFi is available, if looking at "maximum number of subscribers are already connected" message counts as internet access. Also, it's noisy. I'd rather use a motel.
Public - 2 years ago
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