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Ahmad Dahlan
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Gold Samsung Galaxy S6 please. I've been waiting for this. A huge fan of MKBHD from Indonesia. 
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Just edited a wallpaper designed by +Mete Polat using snapseed 
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As the candidate who it was made for, Prabowo Subianto, once said, "Do I have the guts, am I ready to be called a fascist dictator?"
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Astrophysicist Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked in an interview with TIME magazine, “What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?” This is his answer.
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Today is a good day. I just had a call from a telemarketer. Did I yell and scream at them, you ask? Certainly not. Like a good IT administrator I put my skills to use for their benefit. Here's how the conversation went:

Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak to someone about your mortgage issues"
<presses 4>
TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?"
Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it."
TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?"
Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * at the same time"
TM: "Ok, nothing happened."
<alright, so he's not using a Polycom>
Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?"
TM: "No, it's a Yealink"
Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink."
<did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset">
Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?"
TM: "Yes I do"
Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds."
TM: "OK, pressing it now"
Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request"
TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye----"
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That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least an hour or longer if they can't do it right away!
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"Today is a good day. I was a complete asshole to a stranger for no reason." Well done, sir. We salute your lack of empathy for your fellow man.
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Center Director at EF English First
Employment
  • EF English First
    Center Director, 2013 - present
  • EF English First
    Assistant Center Manager, 2011 - 2013
  • EF English First
    Sales and Marketing Coordinator, 2010 - 2011
  • EF English First
    English Teacher, 2009 - 2010
  • International Language Studies
    School Manager, 2007 - 2008
  • Yogya Executive School
    Public Relation, 2004 - 2005
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Male
Birthday
December 2
Other names
Alan
Story
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Dynamic, talkative, and open
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Teaching English, Marketing, Drawing and Graphic design.




Bragging rights
has the best wife. been though myriad obstacles in life and fairly good at dealing with them.
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Currently
Jakarta
Previously
Indonesia - Bali - Jogjakarta - Tembilahan
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