Sometime this afternoon lets say 5:30 i decided to Check my ingress stock report. local keys were down 50, Ultrastrikes were up 40, Hawaii Keys were up 8-ish. I thought to myself It's time to throw some stupidly long links.
So I checked intel for about 15 seconds to find a super remote portal in the woods of Santa Monica. getting there was going to be tricky because I rarely brave north of California Ave. So I hopped in my coworkers car...made him reinstall that GPS game I had asked him to install for an Eve badge months before and Put on #Drake 's 'The Motto' because there was gonna be some serious YOLOing ahead.
I rode down ocean fired off some AXA, then explained to my work friend how to pick up mods. Then I walked to the glorious Resistance level 8 portal I needed to make this happen. Things were tense because some woman's leashed child was standing at just the spot i needed to be at to fire the UltraStrikes to strip the two portal mods.
I flipped the portal with a Jarvis, told my coworker how to place mods & went to link. Stupidly I forgot i still had 100 #Portland keys sitting in my inventory, but after about 5 tries my anchor showed up and I fired. KABOOOM +313 AP!!! and an annoying drive to take out my epic link for anyone who wants to field today.
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I'd like to thank the following people:
for putting this all together
@dayManFOTNM for being clutch putting the yellow triangles on the portal
@OahuHunter for building up an awesome target portal while probably waiting for the cleaners or something
For building such an Nice RP8
@Denoche for operating
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