Kalex joins our engineering team, working on neat, secret stuff.
"After an unexplained blackout, I wake up to find myself floating in a large, cylindrical holding cell. Outside, huge reptilian captors stare at me, shouting in a language I don't understand.
"I immediately look to see if there is a way in, some portal or means of entry that the cunning lizardmen might be searching for themselves. Upon finding no such threshold I take a moment and breathe. I start to think: What's around me? What can I use? Are the lizardmen reciting passages from the Necronomicon?
"Did one of the lizardmen just say 'Groovy'? Wait, is that Old Spice I'm smelling?
"That's when I realize the life lesson is here: Always check to make sure your camping trip doesn't cross paths with any local LARP events."
On Being Remembered:
As far as what Kalex wants to be know for?
"After the sun finally runs out of hydrogen and expands into a red giant, engulfing the earth and everything on it with its massive size, burning away all of human history and leaving nothing of our legacy except dust; I'm really hoping that my life gets turned into a Biopic Lifetime movie that'll play on alien daytime TV."