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Acadia Einstein
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Portland, ME - Charlotte, NC - Stroudsburg, PA - Randolph, NJ - San Diego, CA - Boca Raton, FL
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I run superficialgallery.com which brings you comedy regularly, fight evil and I wrote the comedy/mystery/horror short story Whalewolf.  All that said, you want me on your side!

The only things I really hate are olives.  If you talk to me, you get talked to. I'm no snob (except about socks)
 
If you like Hannibal, WebOS (RIP), Haven, and Wordpress then we will definitely be pals.  If you like olives, you should definitely hoop me because there is zero chance I will ask you to share them.
 
I have some cool articles and pics at Superficial Gallery but I'm too lazy to bring them over.

Now hiring for the following positions:

  1. Writer
  2. Illustrator
  3. Pilot
  4. Intern*
I just added intern to the list to give the impression that I could pay people for the other positions.
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I shot a shark with a lion. The shark then befriended me and together we won The Amazing Race but they refused to air the season due to politics.
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it never fails to make me smile that people who fuck up blame the media for telling people that they fucked up.
He accepts the blame for his disappointing fifth-place finish in New Hampshire, but points to another culprit: the media.
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There are some things that are private matters that I don't really think the media needs to report on. How a presidential candidate performs in a debate is not one of those items.

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Here we see +Jenn Martinelli trying to open the thing her "paycheck" is "stored in".
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Lol, like there's money here
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Show meeeeeeee - ELEPHANT!
So after reading about the dude who got killed by a meteorite yesterday, inhabitants of the village of Ektiasal must have been running their mouths about how nothing like that would ever happen to them. People in Indian REALLY need to learn about jinxing themselves because all they got for their trouble was an elephant coming to knock...
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New member's only podcast is up!
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Naw, she's recovering from all the love. 
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all of y'all
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W0W!
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This might be fun.  What year means something to you?
Don't Fall in Love with a Dreamer Kenny Rogers & Kim Carnes. Sailing Christopher Cross. Longer Dan Fogelberg. Coward of the County Kenny Rogers. Ladies' Night Kool & the Gang. Too Hot Kool & the Gang. Take Your Time (Do It Right) The SOS Band. No More Tears (Enough Is Enough) ...
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Stephen King discusses the very real possibility of The Dark Tower movie moving forward with Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey.
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Stephen King discusses the very real possibility of The Dark Tower movie moving forward with Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey.
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The Dark Tower series has been talked about for movies and television for more than a decade.
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Every time someone tells you that practice makes perfect, think about how many times you have wiped your ass and still manage to do it wrong sometimes.
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That's why I don't bother wiping my ass anymore. Can't be bothered with chasing the impossible dream.
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So a meteorite may have killed some poor schmuck in India. According to this report people in India might not have much, but they do have meteor insurance. Jayalalithaa Jayaram, the chief minister of Tamil Nadu, has said a bus driver at a college in her state was killed by the meteorite and awarded 100,000 rupees...
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+James Olchak Hush with your dinosaur talk!  <_<
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+Daniel Bobke how did your boy Rubio not see Christie coming for him?  Big fat dude was running at him for a WEEK and Rubio just stood there.

the hell?
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He got booed tho
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Last night Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders squared off in a big debate for the Democratic nomination.  And while I don’t pay a ton of attention to polls, it seems like if things in the USA were going well, Charlotte McKinney would not have to go to…
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I have no beef with this store. They have a decent mix of comics, games and collectibles and while it isn't huge, they had some good stuff. As I went on a Saturday, they had some kind of tournament going on so seems to be good for kids, too. I was looking for Munchkin expansions specifically and while they didn't have the one I wanted, they had more than a few.
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reviewed 11 months ago
When I was a kid my best friend and I would walk home from St. Pat's school past Tony's (when it was in the same building as Anania's). The lady who worked the afternoons would give us money to get her a coffee from next door and she would give us a free doughnut. They are just as good now as they were then. They are the best doughnuts on Earth. Better than anything in NYC, and ESPECIALLY better than the places in Portland, OR (they are tourist traps). Tony's is the best. Bar none.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Outstanding food. The room we were in was a little warm (the place is in an actual house) and I think the waitress liked the people next to us more than us because she offered to turn on the AC for them but not us (I should have sweated more). Other than that she was great, though. The food was outstanding and the beignets are amazing. But go after dark if you are eating upstairs because it really is hot and th AC they do have is a big window unit. No duds on the menu. All good stuff. One of the best places in Charlotte.
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Made a specialty order (no sauce) and it was executed perfectly. Delivered ahead of expected time and the chicken and ribs were amazing. The cole slaw side was great but (and as another reviewer said) the broccoli side was in a container so small I thought it was a joke. But that is the only knock I can give them. Not a lot of BBQ places can give you naked meat and have it be great. They can and they did.
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Had a PC that had an issue with the hard drive (I had already replaced it twice) and I was going to give up when I won a Solid State Drive in a contest. Of course I had no idea how to install it so I left it under my desk for a year. Then I called these folks on Saturday and while it was too late to go in then, he said he would be open Monday (Labor Day). Took in the machine and we decided the best move was to install my original windows 7 on the SSD and he would try to fix the old drive and make it the slave. He was done the same day and called me. When I got there, not only had he repaired the old hard drive, but now the machine dual boots (7 on the SSD and 8 on the SATA Drive) and I can still get to all my files. Smart solution, more than I expected, great price. Geek Squad can take a hike. This is my place now!
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