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Acadia Einstein
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+Christopher Butler this seems right to me
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Hell yes it does.  Looks like Frank Miller drew him.  
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Hubba Hubba!
Vargas skirted the line with censors in WW2 but the GI's loved the Vargas Girls.
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Speaking of that: 

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#nationalsiblingday  

My big bro and me chilling at Disney World because my mom needed to bribe us cause she and my pop got divorced.  I am rocking an X-Wing fighter necklace.  I had saved all my money in a coffee can for like, a year (it felt like anyway) so I could buy ANYTHING I wanted.

I blew all of said money on that necklace.  In the airport.

#neverlearns  
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If anyone has nothing to do tonight and wants to help me do something let me know.
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What was it?

eyeballs the empty Vaseline jar and hotdog bag
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HA! Found it.
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Go read Sangfroid's Kimmy Schmidt review AND witness the awesomeness that is this gif I just made.

http://superficialgallery.com/unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt/37703 DERH!
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Kimmy Schmidt!
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I am writing a song.  What rhymes with "I want to tongue punch you in the fart box"?
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Anyone want to find me a bunch of pics of Charlotte McKinney?
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Talking to...yeah, that's the ticket!
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My favorite movie of all time was made by the Coen brothers.  That movie is Raising Arizona and in my mind the movie is perfect.  Every scene, every line, every everything in that movie is perfect perfect perfect.  It is the best movie they ever made. And…
My favorite movie of all time was made by the Coen brothers.  That movie is Raising Arizona and in my mind the movie is perfect.  Every scene, every line, every everything in that movie is perfect perfect perfect.  It is the best movie they ever made. And so is Fargo. The Coen’s love kidnappings.  I...
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Har, har, har!
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As you're leaving please won't you close the door.  And don't forget what I told you.
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I run superficialgallery.com which brings you comedy regularly, fight evil and I wrote the comedy/mystery/horror short story Whalewolf.  All that said, you want me on your side!

The only things I really hate are olives.  If you talk to me, you get talked to. I'm no snob (except about socks)
 
If you like Hannibal, WebOS (RIP), Haven, and Wordpress then we will definitely be pals.  If you like olives, you should definitely hoop me because there is zero chance I will ask you to share them.
 
I have some cool articles and pics at Superficial Gallery but I'm too lazy to bring them over.

Now hiring for the following positions:

  1. Writer
  2. Illustrator
  3. Pilot
  4. Intern*
I just added intern to the list to give the impression that I could pay people for the other positions.
Bragging rights
I shot a shark with a lion. The shark then befriended me and together we won The Amazing Race but they refused to air the season due to politics.
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Glue taster. Mystery solver.
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Websiting. Filling out profiles. Making grilled cheese.
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    President!, 2005 - present
  • Grave Digger
  • Pizza Maker
  • Terrible Bartender
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Charlotte, NC
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Portland, ME - Charlotte, NC - Stroudsburg, PA - Randolph, NJ - San Diego, CA - Boca Raton, FL
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2217-D Matthews Township Parkway Suite 206 Matthews, NC 28105
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I’m a little bit of a nut when it comes to fairies. I’ve loved them for as long as I can remember. I have little fairy figurines stashed all

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To be honest, I pretty much chose this song for no reason other than I thought of that Edward James Olmos joke. It’s a shame, too because I

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At this point it’s looking a lot like the Seattle Seahawks are going to win this year’s Super Bowl. There was a derp moment at the beginning

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I have no beef with this store. They have a decent mix of comics, games and collectibles and while it isn't huge, they had some good stuff. As I went on a Saturday, they had some kind of tournament going on so seems to be good for kids, too. I was looking for Munchkin expansions specifically and while they didn't have the one I wanted, they had more than a few.
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I don't expect a lot from trains. They run pretty much on time. They are hella expensive which is a bummer but if you want to get north of the city you really don't have an option. So this review is not going to affect anything at the end of the day. Sigh.
Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
Made a specialty order (no sauce) and it was executed perfectly. Delivered ahead of expected time and the chicken and ribs were amazing. The cole slaw side was great but (and as another reviewer said) the broccoli side was in a container so small I thought it was a joke. But that is the only knock I can give them. Not a lot of BBQ places can give you naked meat and have it be great. They can and they did.
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reviewed 5 months ago
Had a PC that had an issue with the hard drive (I had already replaced it twice) and I was going to give up when I won a Solid State Drive in a contest. Of course I had no idea how to install it so I left it under my desk for a year. Then I called these folks on Saturday and while it was too late to go in then, he said he would be open Monday (Labor Day). Took in the machine and we decided the best move was to install my original windows 7 on the SSD and he would try to fix the old drive and make it the slave. He was done the same day and called me. When I got there, not only had he repaired the old hard drive, but now the machine dual boots (7 on the SSD and 8 on the SATA Drive) and I can still get to all my files. Smart solution, more than I expected, great price. Geek Squad can take a hike. This is my place now!
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When I was a kid my best friend and I would walk home from St. Pat's school past Tony's (when it was in the same building as Anania's). The lady who worked the afternoons would give us money to get her a coffee from next door and she would give us a free doughnut. They are just as good now as they were then. They are the best doughnuts on Earth. Better than anything in NYC, and ESPECIALLY better than the places in Portland, OR (they are tourist traps). Tony's is the best. Bar none.
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Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
Outstanding food. The room we were in was a little warm (the place is in an actual house) and I think the waitress liked the people next to us more than us because she offered to turn on the AC for them but not us (I should have sweated more). Other than that she was great, though. The food was outstanding and the beignets are amazing. But go after dark if you are eating upstairs because it really is hot and th AC they do have is a big window unit. No duds on the menu. All good stuff. One of the best places in Charlotte.
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Public - 7 months ago
reviewed 7 months ago
I pick something up there pretty much every Saturday night when they are in the weeds and I always wish I had called ahead instead of waiting but it is not too long of a wait. That said, the food is outstanding. The appetizers are the standard stuff but the pizzas are outstanding. My go to pizza place in my area.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Very Good
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