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Acadia Einstein
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Attended Fordham University
Lives in Charlotte, NC
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CMPD released the names of the 46 people arrested the Charlotte protests.
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Found your mom's favorite drink. 
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Well my mom lied to me then she told me to buy only bootleg they make on the banister river in Va. 
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+Larry Buchanan what's new?
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I knew it! 
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I'm in Denver. Mountains and whatnot. 
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Just left there yesterday. 
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There was exactly one thing I respected about Ted Cruz. Now it's gone.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you: fucking idiots.
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I think she's referring to her own humiliation, +Will More​, not the racists'.
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In honor of Google honoring me, how about you all hop over to http://Patreon.com/Acadia and gimme a dollar a month so I don't go broke trying to keep everything going.

Also, I think I need to figure out how to do Patreon. But still. You fatcats can spare some change, cantcha?

Shame! I HAVE NONE!
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Introduction
I'm a dude.

I run superficialgallery.com which brings you comedy regularly, fight evil and I wrote the comedy/mystery/horror short story Whalewolf.  All that said, you want me on your side!

The only things I really hate are olives.  If you talk to me, you get talked to. I'm no snob (except about socks)
 
I have some cool articles and pics at Superficial Gallery but I'm too lazy to bring them over.

Now hiring for the following positions:
  1. Writer
  2. Illustrator
  3. Pilot
  4. Intern*
I just added intern to the list to give the impression that I could pay people for the other positions.
Bragging rights
I shot a shark with a lion. The shark then befriended me and together we won The Amazing Race but they refused to air the season due to politics.
Education
  • Fordham University
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Gender
Male
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Occupation
Glue taster. Mystery solver.
Skills
Websiting. Filling out profiles. Making grilled cheese.
Employment
  • Superficial Gallery
    President!, 2005 - present
  • Grave Digger
  • Pizza Maker
  • Terrible Bartender
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Currently
Charlotte, NC
Previously
Portland, ME - Charlotte, NC - Stroudsburg, PA - Randolph, NJ - San Diego, CA - Boca Raton, FL
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704-659-1233
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2217-D Matthews Township Parkway Suite 206 Matthews, NC 28105
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To be honest, I pretty much chose this song for no reason other than I thought of that Edward James Olmos joke. It’s a shame, too because I

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