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Ruby is fucking weird.

:001 > def this_method_does_not_accept_a_block
:002?>   "Why does this work??"
:003?> end
 => nil
:004 >
:005 > this_method_does_not_accept_a_block do |val|
:006 >   puts val
:007?> end
 => "Why does this work??"
:008 >

Note that it doesn't actually output anything. The passed in block is just ignored, lol. You'd think there'd be some sort of ArgumentError or something.
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God damn it Daigo.
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2015年4月1日、梅原大吾は次なる挑戦を求め、プロゲーマーを引退し会計士の道へ歩みを進める。会計ソフトfreeeもウメハラモデルにフルチェンジ!梅原さんから「勝てる」色紙のプレゼントもあります。
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I don't think this is Street Fighter 4 anymore.
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"The Lolita sandwich".

From this menu: http://www.farmersbelly.com/menu.html
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Remember this? Well, the guy added Why's Poignant Guide to Ruby to it.
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If I take this video seriously, based off how my brain works, I should be over 40 years old. That doesn't seem right...
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I'm a terrible person and spent a dumb amount of time at work writing an obfuscated oneliner in Ruby to solve the FizzBuzz problem. It's so weirdly written, I managed to confuse codepad's syntax highlighter.
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  001 > irb Module
  001 > puts "hi"
    hi
  002 > undef_method :puts
  003 > puts "hi"
    NoMethodError: undefined method `puts' for Module:Class
        from (irb#1):3
  004 > undef_method :undef_method
  005 > undef_method :something
    NoMethodError: undefined method `undef_method' for Module:Class
        from (irb#1):5

Lol, Ruby. You can undefine your method for undefining methods.
Prevents the current class from responding to calls to the named method. Contrast this with remove_method, which deletes the method from the particular class; Ruby will still search superclasses and mixed-in modules for a possible receiver. class Parent def hello puts "In parent" end end class ...
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They gave us a railgun. Misaka would be proud.
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Am I good at programming yet?
dice_roll = rand(6)+1 unless dice_roll != 1 puts "1" else unless dice_roll != 2 puts "2" else unless dice_roll != 3 puts "3" else unless dice_roll != 4 puts "4" else unless dice_roll != 5 puts "5" else unless dice_roll != 6 puts "6" end end end end end end ...
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before I learned of the existence of elif in Bash that's how all my junction blocks ended
if; then
else if; then
else if; then
else if; then
else if; then
else if; then
else if; then
fi fi fi fi fi fi fi # oh god I hope I used the right amount
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I added some new aliases into my .gitconfig. They're totally useful and not jokes.
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But... I want to be able to type it. :(
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I have 25k ;;
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Web Developer
Employment
  • YP Holdings
    Associate Software Engineer, 2011 - present
  • Ekohe
    Junior Web Developer, 2009 - 2010
  • Aerobics & Fitness Association of America
    IT/Tech Support, 2009 - 2009
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Birthday
August 5
Relationship
Single
Other names
Blargel, LargeBagel
Story
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Need more caffeine
Introduction
Also known as Blargel on the internet. I'm a web developer, amateur game developer, anime addict, and avid gamer. Basically, I'm a nerd.

I'm probably most well known online for my involvement in the Touhou community in the early years though these past few years, I've been less into Touhou and more into other things. Nevertheless, I've left behind quite a bit of Touhou content such as my piano recordings of various songs, my Danmakufu scripts and tutorial, and a few fan fictions that I'm not particularly proud of.

My current focus has been shifted to BlazBlue, where I main Iron Tager and sub Platinum the Trinity. I'd like to think I'm at least above average competitively though I'm not actually sure what a "good" PSR is. I'm currently playing Extend and my PSR seems to still be going up, albeit slowly. At the moment, I'm getting close to the 700s.

In real life, I'm a skinny 22-year-old Chinese-American that looks like he might still be a freshman in college or possibly even still attending high school. I'm really a web developer though, and I love the job. I'll hardly ever post anything programming related though as my more dominant interests are games and anime.
Bragging rights
I dropped outta college but still have a good job in a field unrelated to my major!
Education
  • University of California, Merced
    Psychology, 2007 - 2008