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A M Zakaria
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The big blow job
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a ...
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her...
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been marr...
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The woman who married four times
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occ...
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and ...
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If animals have Facebook
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle. Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! b**? Mosquito : I a...
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle. Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! b****? Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong ...
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Stupid husband, stupid wife
A couple returned from their honeymoon not talking to each other. The husband's best friend finally takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replied the new husband, "When we finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I...
A couple returned from their honeymoon not talking to each other. The husband's best friend finally takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replied the new husband, "When we finished making love on the first night, as ...
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Beware who's your sex partner
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts - something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?' She replied, "I rea...
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts - something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love ...
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How to be an American
An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom...
An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around lik...
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The complicated case of a virgin housewife
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been marr...
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Welcome To Facebook
A dad sign up for a facebook and add his son into the friend list the boy updated his status by saying "Dad, already got a FB.. WTF" And the dad replied, "what is WTF" The boy said, "Welcome To Facebook"
A dad sign up for a facebook and add his son into the friend list the boy updated his status by saying "Dad, already got a FB.. WTF" And the dad replied, "what is WTF" The boy said, "Welcome To Facebook". Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook ...
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Dying grandmother
A grandmother dying in her bed was talking with her grandson .. Grandma : "I may die in a few minutes, so I want you to inherit my estate including villas, tractors, farms and all poultry and cash $22,389,630.00". Grandson : "Wow!" 'Thank you Grandma, I did...
A grandmother dying in her bed was talking with her grandson .. Grandma : "I may die in a few minutes, so I want you to inherit my estate including villas, tractors, farms and all poultry and cash $22389630.00". Grandson : "Wow!" 'Thank you Grandma, I did not know you have a farm and all this ...
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The landing field!
A young lady went to a dance, and she had a low-cut, strapless gown on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chain. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her. In her embarrassment, she held up the airplane and said, "Oh, you l...
A young lady went to a dance, and she had a low-cut, strapless gown on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chain. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her. In her embarrassment, she held up t...
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Just a story about a typewriter
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that dad...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daught...
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Arab atheists, though few, inch out of the shadows

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a Muslim preacher jailed 11 years for blasphemy on Sunday for burning a Bible during a protest last year

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Why Some Muslim Women Don’t Wear Hijab | Religion
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First of all, I’m a believer: I’m a practicing Muslim. Second, I don’t wear hijab

First Muslim lesbian couple to get married | Religion
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TWO Pakistani women have made history to become the first Muslim lesbian couple to get married

Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia | Jokes And Odd News
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A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the sp

Joke: Kiasu Singaporean | Jokes And Odd News
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One day a Malaysian, Indonesian and a Singaporean were shipwrecked on a deserted island. They couldn't get off the island and were stuck the

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Today's joke: And God created Malaysia | Jokes And Odd News
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