The Pandorica has opened, and in this instance, that's pretty awesome. That's because it's the name of a new restaurant in Beacon, New York that features an entire Doctor Who theme, complete with their own version of fish fingers and custard.
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In your delirious 3 AM link clicking ("just one more"), you come across a page of awesome. Evil, nerdiness, pretension, and mindlessness all lurk here: all you could ever ask from a publication. You set it as your home page.
The next afternoon, you wake from your slumber to be reunited with your beloved internet. You notice your home page is different from what it was last week. Your groggy afternoon mind may not remember the awesome enlightenment of late, late night (there's no such thing as morning) Internet browsing, so that's what this "about" blurb is for.
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