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Chris Phenomenal
Lives in San Francisco Bay Area
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I'm good to go tonight. Cheers. 
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Better play max payne when drunk, rapid fire always good 
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Yummy. 
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L....O...L God bless you Chris and everyone!
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LoL
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karma karma karma karma-armadi-llo-o-o-o... +Chris Phenomenal 
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Who the fuck walks around with $422k in cash? Oh right. 
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chump change.
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that cat needs knocking across the fucking room
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People who write checks at the grocery store should be killed. 
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Especially when I see your damn debit card sitting right there. 
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Oh shit!
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+bikash guragai​ not just any floppy disk, that disk.
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Tastes like chicken though. 
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This dentist is in a world of hurt.
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After they pull out all of his teeth...
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Lolololololol Dumb shit.

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I went yawn
And then fell asleep
And there was still the anger grr
Cept I was arguing with conspiracy theorists that the earth has a firmament and NASA is a hoax
+Ward A​​ has nice nipples
+Chris Phenomenal​​ has nice nipples
Lord of the Large Dark Nipple kingdom needs a new right of passage
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WTF?
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Pappa Pug, can we please go to the bafwoom? 
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o_O
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+Ron Michel No, that's my mom. +Chris Phenomenal took that photo after he proposed to her.

(Note: I really, really  don't like the idea of Chris being my stepdad. He's already corrupted my mom in ways I don't want to talk about.)
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I post funny things to make you chuckle.
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Love to talk technology, Apple, Google, Microsoft, gadgets, sports, sci-fi, zombies, and the design of everyday things.

My favorite activities include skiing, snowboarding, golfing and watching sports.

My favorite quotes:

“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.” – Steve Jobs (1955-2011)

"There’s no I in team but there is one in win."  Michael Jordan
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Won amateur championships in billiards and foosball.
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